Waltzing Mephisto

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[Verse 1]
Once a jolly shagman camped by a nudie bar,
Under the shade of a sexy ban-shee,
And he sang as he watched and waited ‘til his willy boiled,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Chorus]
Waltzing Mephisto, Waltzing Mephisto,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited ‘til his willy boiled,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Verse 2]
Down came a pixie to drink at that nudie bar,
Up jumped the shagman and grabbed her with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that pixie in his duffel bag,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Chorus]
Waltzing Mephisto, Waltzing Mephisto,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me,
And he sang as he shoved that pixie in his duffel bag,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Verse 3]
Up rode the bouncer, from his house of gingerbread,
Down came the strippers, one, two, three,
Who’s the perky pixie you’ve got in your duffel bag?
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Chorus]
Waltzing Mephisto, Waltzing Mephisto,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me,
Who’s the perky pixie you’ve got in your duffel bag?
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, you scoundrel with me.

[Verse 4]
Up jumped the shagman and sprang into the nudie bar,
You’ll never catch me a-limp, said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that nudie bar,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

[Chorus]
Waltzing Mephisto, Waltzing Mephisto,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that nudie bar,
You’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.
Oh, you’ll come a-Waltzing Mephisto, with me.

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